South Beach Diet, Rule #8: No matter how hungry you are, do not buy a jar of cold pickles and attempt to eat them in the car on the way home from the gym.
You'll end up with a snootch full of brine, and the garlic dill? It tingles:
I stay up late, get up early. I love myself, love to love others, enjoy creating and advising. I've been known to conquer and be enlightened. I like to admit i'm wrong. Its cleansing. Somewhat vulgar, overly honest, set in her values, aged of mind. Complex, Strange, Emotional and Emotionless - simultaneously, Self-loving, Self-loathing, Vain, Fair.
1 comment:
Dang picklecrotch!
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