You too can be a rental property owner

I hope my landlord doesn't find my blog, but judging by his skill in crafting correspondence, I dont think I have anything to worry about.

Also, I know by posting this, I'm begging for you all to start harshly critiquing my spelling and grammatic errors.

I got this letter in my mailbox a few days ago, I'm not too upset that the building is getting sold. Maybe the next guy will let me get a pup.... Anyway, enjoy. I did you the favor of grading the piece: