I Respect Your Privacy

Apparently writing about common things in life runs in my family. I'm sitting at my parents' house, waiting for Beastie to be repaired at the mechanic, and I discover that someone has left my youngest brother's journal out on the table. For a moment, I wondered if I should ask before reading? That notion quickly passed as I realize he wont be home from school until late this afternoon.

Immediately after justifying my snoopery, I snatch up the Spongebob Squarepants notebook, and bury my nose. And I'm sure glad I did, I just found the most amazing entry of my life.

"My Moues", by Jonas

(Close-up of "moues", Jerry)

Here's how the entry goes, verbatim:

MY MOUES

This is a picture of my moues Jerry and her husband tom they had five kids all of them were witte.
Then tom died.
Then we got a now one and name him tom like the ather one. He was brown and witte. He was killed by his own son. Then we got one more. Then they had kids they witte black spoted and brown.

I win. My family is awesome.